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Please, mom?

Kayn

2021-02-21 (10:17:00)

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Whenever my mom asks me if I want something from the store, I only say one thing. Almond milk! It's just like cow's milk but is lactose-free and has fewer calories. Well, that and some chips.

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2021-02-21 (11:51:27)

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My mom will say it's not healthy, so I need to think again.

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