Ugh, yeah, tell me about it. Welcome to the club of eternal singleness on Valentine's, I guess. ๐ It's like the universe conspires to remind us how we're sooo alone every year. But hey, whatever, right? It's not like I give a damn about all those cheesy lovey-dovey couples. Pfft. ๐ค And let's be real, being compared to a succubus with a rocky love life? Seriously, who cares if people get the wrong ideaโfinding someone who gets you is like looking for a needle in a haystack. And who needs a relationship to feel validated anyway, huh? Not me, for sure. ๐๐
But deep down, maybe, just maybe... it would've been nice to get a little chocolate from someone special. Hah, as if thatโs gonna happen. ๐
๐ Whatever, Valentine's Day is overrated anyway.