Wife: We need a game in our wedding love !!
Love(husband): Okay but I need you to participate it's a game call "how far "!!
Wife: What kind of game is that?
Love: Starts making a improvised catapult and starts preparing.
Wife: What are you doing?
Love: Use his wife as an ammo for the catapult and whispers.... "how far this catapult will launch you babe"
Wife: You mother... pac.... AAHHHHH
Love: WEEEEEEE EEEEE !
